2006-04-11
Smoking weed. Who here smokes the weed? The hashish? Them "funny cigarettes"? The Mary Jane?Um...Kev? Can I talk about this here?
Sorry if I'm offending. I guess I could be talking about puke instead. That would really turn our sweetums off.
So where was I? Yes, the Mari-ja-wana.
(It makes me high, it makes me hide, it makes wanna go. STOP!)
There's many ways to partake of this most natural of substances.
But I must say that not all ways are safe, which leads to my story.
A friend of mine, whom I won't name *coughscottycough* was smoking a joint and it was getting to the very end. This stuff was very potent (probably been soaking in house hold cleaners prior to his purchase) and he was feeling it alright.
"Wow...this is the shit." Fairly typical phrase used by stoners in reference to good weed.
He passed it over, I took a tiny hit and then passed it back.
He's now rolling on the floor laughing about something stupid, like how far apart his eyes seem, and he takes another long drag. He then starts sputtering and coughing. His eyes are wide, red and watery and he's waving his arms like a giant pelican.
Fuck.
The fucker swallowed it!
He gasps and runs to the kitchen to drink water out of the faucet. The man was in so much pain but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off for god knows HOW long.
I ended up buying the man a pipe.
FIN
Thank you, Kev for letting me share this story with your readers. *kiss kiss* They all seem so sweet! Just reading this, wondering where the point is. I assure all of you that there is no point and you didn't miss anything.
*Hugs*
X-plicity