2006-01-25
Time was, when a reasonable (if small) proportion of my readers found their way to my diary through entering some sexual phrase on Google – you know, things like “fucking my wife” and “clitoris size” and “my cock in her mouth”. There were one or two entries on the last diary that got quite a lot of hits that way and the phrase “what does her orgasm feel like?” still draws people in from time to time. I tend to think that’s a rather forlorn thing to be asking Google – shouldn’t you just discuss things like that with her? [The diary entry in question was Jo asking ME what her orgasm felt like – to me]But this last year I guess I haven’t been writing sexual events at all – and for the year before the escapades were more in the past than the present with some notable exceptions. So this is just to reassure you that I do still keep up the orgasm a day quota, even if most of those are self-induced (and let’s face it that’s true of all males). In short – yes! I haven’t stopped having se with my wife. The times when it’s athletic or even ‘interesting’ may have dwindled but there’s enough ‘comfort-sex’ to keep us both satisfied.
Lynne woke me up with what was once a very disturbing phrase: ‘I haven’t had a period since before Christmas, you know’. Twenty years ago I would have freaked out at that one –hell twenty years ago we both probably DID freak out at that one. But now - a vasectomy and a coil (for good gynaecological management purposes I can’t be expected to understand – but I’m sure it’s nothing sinister) ought to be quite sufficient protection against thinking ‘Shit we’re pregnant!’
I break off here to mention that not one of our three children was planned. The first was maybe the result of an over-indulgence on red-wine and a vomited pill, the second an ill-fitting cap, the third probably reaching for the condom AFTER a few strokes of insertion…if you see what I mean. We have a reputation for being fecund, so maybe we can defeat two methods of contraception at once. But I’m trusting – and HOW I have trusted – that the cut-tubes method is foolproof.
Which leaves us facing the possibility, likelihood, that the menopause is starting. Lynne says she feels OK – if a little crotchety and constantly pre-menstrual (loyally I said I hadn’t noticed).
Any advice anyone?